She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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