I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
