K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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