I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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