You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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