Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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