i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
His nipple licking is glorious
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