how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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