I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
me + whiskey = a bad person
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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