You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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