Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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