Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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