I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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