I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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