Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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