Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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