I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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