You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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