I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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