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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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