david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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