My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
