it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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