My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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