at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I think people are normalizing furries
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