"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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