ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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