fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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