So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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