yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
