So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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