Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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