did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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