in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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