Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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