You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Shame - the story of my life.
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