the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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