He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You don't make any sense
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