Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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