Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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