I'll bet she douches with gravy.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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