I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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