Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ambien. No doubt about it.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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