He asked to "fluff my boner.."
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
