belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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