Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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