She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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