I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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