Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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