Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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