Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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