And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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