oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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