i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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