Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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