are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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