Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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