Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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