So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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