no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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