Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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