I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
