At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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