who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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