we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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